Written and illustrated by Dr Cameron Stelzer.
The hilarious adventure series written and illustrated by Dr Cameron Stelzer. Paperback. 240 pages with black and white illustrations. Suitable for middle primary school ages.
Ahoy there, and welcome to the School of Scallywags.
Appropriately nicknamed, SOS, The School of Scallywags is a bizarre boarding
school for pirates who need a little HELP to reach their full potential. With
the motto of “Mischief, Mayhem and Mucking About,” who knows what each day will
When new student, Mischief McScruff, arrives on the island,
trouble is already waiting for him. Together with a hook-handed Pie Rat, a
rapping Chimp-at-Sea and a moody black cat, Mischief embarks on a treasure hunt
that’s more trouble than it’s worth!
With a combination of witty text and whimsical illustrations,
the first book in this award-winning series is guaranteed to have you laughing
me surprises! This new Scallywags adventure is the best thing since frozen pies
came in a six-pack. Not
only is it fantastically funny, but it is filled to its crunchy pie crust with
madness and mayhem. So, what's stopping you? Grab a bottle of sauce and dig in!
score this book 6 out of 5 frozen pies*."
Editor's note: Yes, we realise that 6 out of 5 is not a proper star rating. But
as frozen pies don't come in a five-pack, we were forced to run with Horace's
book is rated ARRR! It is suitable for immature audiences only.